Things that irk me III Edit Delete Tags Autopost Mingetards who say Legos when it's LEGO. It's both singular and plural. If you're reading this and you say it, then yes, you're a mingetard.
It looks innocent enough... Edit Delete Tags Autopost ...but I'll be pissing rainbows after eating something that colourful.
Fasten Your Seatbelt Edit Delete Tags Autopost Driver: Madam, you need to fasten your seatbelt, it's a requirement. Me: I would, but it won't fit over my tits. Driver: Oh. Errrr.. Me: I tried. Driver: Fair enough. I suspect he should have asked me to leave the bus. Fortunately, he didn't.
Feet Edit Delete Tags Autopost ..in which my feet were very unhappy, after battling the underground due to a line failure at Cockfosters.
